Love Is My Weapon

Man Foaming At Mouth- Man Foaming At Mouth came into the store to simply tell me, "You don't know my thoughts! YOU DON'T KNOW THEM!" He would slowly let the front door close on his face, then angrily push it back open and shout again, "YOU DON'T KNOW MY THOUGHTS!" I assured him that I indeed did not know his thoughts, that no one really understood him, and that he should just let the door close on his face again.

haha too funny!!