Today, I was watching an ad for plasma tvs when i noticed the caption at the bottom of the screen read- 'children 18 years and under must be supervised while playing in cardboard boxes.' MLIA
Today when I got home I realized I somehow put my underwear on inside out. I was embarressed for a few minutes then realized my pants were covering them. MLIA
Today, I was with my mom, who is a kindergarten teacher, at her school. She got a new student named Female (pronounced Feh-mall-a). Since it was so exotic mom asked if it was a cultural name. The mother said the hospital named her. MLIA.
Today, at Movie Gallery, I saw a sign that said "Free Kids. See store for details." I always knew that there was something shady about movie stores. MLIA.
A while ago, I found out that my sister is going to have a baby. My name is Sam, I'm going to be Uncle Sam. MLIA
Today I sat down while taking a shower. I was wondering why people didn't do this more often because it was really comfortable. Then I realized it's called taking a bath. MLIA
Today I was walking down the hall that led to the gym for my basketball game and saw a bunch of pictures with famous athletes on them with inspirational words. The last one was a picture of Tiger Woods playing golf. His inspirational word? Commitment. Oh sweet irony.MLIA
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