I can officially say...

I attend the wimpy youth group that has to cancel over a little snow. It has never cancelled because of snow before. NEVER. But tonight we aren't having youth group because the sky is dropping frozen rain. I've figured out the problem. Our youth group was at one point Hardcore, No Punk. It didn't let stupid snow hold it back. This man came, threw our Hardcore, No Punk out the window, and now we all get to stay home like little wimps. Awesome.